What the hell is with guys and big boobs? Ok i get the whole ‘instinct to mate with the reproductively gifted’ side of thing but the extent of this issue is far beyond just that. As i attempted to google myself an answer to this mind-boggling question i came across numerous answers- Media has exploited the idea of large breasts as the definition of womanhood, sexual gratification and femininity. We don’t have them and they’re fun to play with Because small boobs make males feel like pedophiles Cavemen believed big breasts can nurse more children and the instinct became ingrained in guys DNA. Yes we like it generally. Sucking n squeezing them turn us on. Big boobs and wide hips are special features that tell men instinctively: Fertile female, good for breeding It is how we assess female’s fertility, genes, general health, and ability to nurse children, so that we can know which ones are worth our time when looking for females to lay seed in. I think it can be annoying! Do you have any idea how it feels to walk down the street and have a million guys staring at your chest, beeping, wolf whistling, pointing you out to their friends etc. ?